1. thou shall not brag
Well this one is pretty simple even you love it don't yell it to the hills. Just if it comes up its fine to tell but don't start a conversation with it.
2. thou shall do luandry
This is a given your pants aren't designed to stay clean all the time and well when you fart it may say with your pants longer.
3. thou shall not try on pants freeballing
This one is because if you put on a pair of pants freeballing in the store it is unhigenic and you don't own them yet.
Okay so I have more then one today but it was on my mind and I didn't want to forget it.